As I sat in class today, thinking about the marvels of the male characters Jane Austen created, I was struck with a brilliant idea. If modern science somehow advances in the areas of resurrection, or manages to embed dead geniuses' brains into robots and computer programs, my idea will work perfectly.
The plan has three phases. First phase is to bring Jane Austen's mind back to life using cutting-edge science and groundbreaking technology. Second phase is loading her brain with genetic engineering information. Third phase comes fairly naturally; her ideas about what a man is ought to be and her newly injected knowledge of genetic engineering will lead to the birth of Homo darcius. Homo darcius will be a developed species of the common men, distinguished, unique, and allow me to say "genteel."
A man of this species will have the manners and etiquette of the ideal Janeite man, and he will indeed converse in a charming British accent. If he loves, he will love with all his sincerity and on his honor, and his declaration of his sentiments will prove irresistible. His physical appearance will be a mirror of his inner amiability and pleasant temper. His intelligence will demonstrate his superiority and his humor will certainly delight all the ladies. His attentions will be focused, and in the materialistic world he will undoubtedly be rich and prosperous.
The GEM Foundation, is the supposed organization in my mind that will sponsor this project. GEM stands for "Genetically Engineered Men," and if you are smart enough, you must have realized this name is perfect because these new men will be as precious as gems such as jadeites and red diamonds.
Lots of cravats,
-Belle
The plan has three phases. First phase is to bring Jane Austen's mind back to life using cutting-edge science and groundbreaking technology. Second phase is loading her brain with genetic engineering information. Third phase comes fairly naturally; her ideas about what a man is ought to be and her newly injected knowledge of genetic engineering will lead to the birth of Homo darcius. Homo darcius will be a developed species of the common men, distinguished, unique, and allow me to say "genteel."
A man of this species will have the manners and etiquette of the ideal Janeite man, and he will indeed converse in a charming British accent. If he loves, he will love with all his sincerity and on his honor, and his declaration of his sentiments will prove irresistible. His physical appearance will be a mirror of his inner amiability and pleasant temper. His intelligence will demonstrate his superiority and his humor will certainly delight all the ladies. His attentions will be focused, and in the materialistic world he will undoubtedly be rich and prosperous.
The GEM Foundation, is the supposed organization in my mind that will sponsor this project. GEM stands for "Genetically Engineered Men," and if you are smart enough, you must have realized this name is perfect because these new men will be as precious as gems such as jadeites and red diamonds.
Lots of cravats,
-Belle